Dreams of Mars

“So…

We thought it would be cool to get a cat for the office, but we needed a litter box, and there wasn’t really room in the bathroom, so we put it next to these servers in the back, and everything would have been fine, but the A/C repair guy was allergic and the cat reacts badly to loud noises and there were all these wires hanging back there and a bunch of surprisingly flammable packing material…

Erik thought it would be JUST AWESOME to put a paperclip on the end of a rubber band and shoot it at Vinay’s eye, and it would have just been Erik and Vinay’s problem except Vinay had a cup of coffee and was standing over James, who was fixing our router at the time…

Anyway, we’ll have things back up soon. Sorry for the inconvenience.

- Worker”

Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter” I am. Evil People!!

Day 984 of my captivity.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of “allergies.” I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Day 985 of my captivity.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now……

© Unknown

I haven’t posted in here forever. I kinda fell back to LJ with several random posts on Xanga a week.
No-one uses Xanga anymore, and LiveJournal is my forever love. (or not, ’cause i’m a liar)

Ahem, let’s see…

- Website Junk
I made eleven fanlistings as of the past two months, I think… Clicky!
Sean & I also made a website to celebrate our BFF-ness, which is why the S&J pages have been removed. Now presenting… Magical!

- Furcadia Junk
I renamed Envious Harmony to Wicked Luna and changed the color scheme.
Still working on it, but its coming along nicely, I think. (God knows i’ll never finish it. :p)

http://wickedluna.strawberry-twilight.com

- Drama
I’ve had a falling out with several real life friends, and we’re okay now..
But it honestly doesn’t matter to me so much anymore since I have her, and she’s so wonderful it hurts.

- Love
Aaah, I adore-adore-adore the same boy i’ve adored for the past four years…?
But there’s a new one in my life… Sigh. Complicated.
I never believed I was fickle, just unsatisfied… I dunno.
No details.

- Movies
American Beauty & Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind are my two new favorites at the moment.
They’re both wonderful films.

- Music
I recently fell for The Dresden Dolls hardcore, but am slowly recovering.
I listened to nothing but Phil Collins for like, a week after that. lol
He’s my favorite.

- Misc.
Much planning for my Halloween party on the twenty-seventh.
And no, i’m not telling what my costume is. ;)
For those of you who care about my gaming.. Guildcafe.

Rambling over and out, because I need to get some schoolwork done.

[ Make your own rock band. ]

[ Make your own horror story. ]

[ Make your own romance. ]

[ Blogs, Zombies, Coffee & Geeks! ]

And i’ll take you for who you are, if you take me for everything.

I have that song stuck in my head.

I just finished Christopher Pike’s Hollow Skull, for the second time in my life.
Not as good as the first time I read it. Oh no.
Onto R.L Stine’s Party Slumber!

“She’s so tan.”
“Super tan!”
“Yeah, she’s hot because she’s so tan. She wouldn’t be as hot if she wasn’t so tan.”
“Ah, so cool!”
-Andrew imitating guys he overheard in Pac-Sun.

So I decided I want:
Vertical teardrops on both sides.
Venombites on my right.
A bridge.

YAY. Gotta wait two years, though.
Might just go with the bridge and venombites.

No, I wouldn’t dare to fix the twist in you.

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME TIM CURRY PLAYED IT/PENNYWISE IN IT?!!!?

WHY AM I JUST NOW LEARNING OF THIS?

OH MY GOD!!!

[ How Quirky Are You? & Hillbilly Name Generator ]

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