- Change this nature of mine, and deal with my anger better.
- Eat less meat, adapt to a healthier diet.
- Rid myself of all hygiene products that aren’t vegan and cruelty-free.
- When someone recommends something, try it.
- Actively take steps to begin practicing Hellenic Reconstructionism.
- Everytime I think of him, I am to breathe deep and exhale, cleansing my mind of him.
- Let go of my bitterness for everyone, realize that people make mistakes, and no-one means to be a bad person.
- Have much, much more patience with this little blue bird who apparently really likes The Police.
- Spend more time with Chandler, take more pictures of her.
- Open myself up to this new love of mine, and accept whatever happens, happens.
“So…
We thought it would be cool to get a cat for the office, but we needed a litter box, and there wasn’t really room in the bathroom, so we put it next to these servers in the back, and everything would have been fine, but the A/C repair guy was allergic and the cat reacts badly to loud noises and there were all these wires hanging back there and a bunch of surprisingly flammable packing material…
Erik thought it would be JUST AWESOME to put a paperclip on the end of a rubber band and shoot it at Vinay’s eye, and it would have just been Erik and Vinay’s problem except Vinay had a cup of coffee and was standing over James, who was fixing our router at the time…
Anyway, we’ll have things back up soon. Sorry for the inconvenience.
- Worker”
Ivy comics came today!
Arkham Asylum: Poison Ivy #1
Arkham Asylum: Living Hell #3
Batman & Poison Ivy: Cast Shadows
Batman: Shadow of the Bat, Annual #3
Batman: Shadow of the Bat, Annual #5
Detective Comics #823
I thought I had something interesting to say to you.
But I guess not.
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter” I am. Evil People!!
Day 984 of my captivity.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of “allergies.” I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Day 985 of my captivity.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now……
© Unknown
Since tomorrow is the fourth…
I’d really like to be happy.
Thanks.
(Or Ask Santa for me since its kinda-sorta-not-really almost Christmas in July?)
♥
Mewsette
